Good morning

I woke up and checked my cell phone. 11:30. I thought about closing my eyes again, waiting for 12:30. I also thought about taking a shower, eating something, doing some more online class work, and watching more House. I checked my cell phone again, 11:45, I decided to get up and prepare. No one was around so I thought I was safe from having to talk to anyone that early in the morning. A few minutes after I started working on my class work I heard the door open and the most annoying sounding, "Hello." This meant my Aunt and Uncle were over for the viewing of my late great uncle Charles. I would have loved to attend but I had work in a few hours. I sighed and continued to work trying to ignore the idiot's outside my door. The only problem was I was very hungry since I had only eaten two granola bars for breakfast. There was only one answer, I had to open the door and get something to eat. Step one was easy, step two...